The Dog Ate My Homework

As funny as this excuse was as a child, I have found myself referencing it in my adult years...

That photo of a bowl of veggies must have appeared to be too irresistibly delicious to a dog.  Jean just couldn't help herself...

So, do you think the bookstore will buy back a partially-devoured nutrition book?  It's just too ironic to resist, right???

I'm sorry. You have the wrong number. (Part 1)

RANDOM TEXT MESSAGER 1:  Is this April?

ME:  No.  I'm pretty sure we're in the dog days of August.  Haha

RTM1:  What?

ME:  It was a joke...August, not April...  But seriously, you have the wrong number.

RTM1:  Oh i get it.  Ha ha.  Thanks